Twenty Dollars Date of Joke: Sunday, 9th February, 2020
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor.
"I feel really good today. I started out this
morning with an act of unselfish generosity.
I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum."
"You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That's
a lot of money to just give away. What did your
husband say about it?"
"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to
do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
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