It was this little girl's first day of school
and the teacher asked her what her name was and
she replied, "Happy Butt."
The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name you need
to go to the principal's office and get this
straightened out." So she went to the principal's
office and he asked, "What's your name?"
The little girl said, "Happy Butt."
The principal called the girl's mother to get
this straightened out once and for all. After
getting off the phone he looked at the little
girl and said, "Honey, your name's is Gladys,
not Happy Butt."
The girl then exclaimed, "Glad Ass, Happy Butt"
what's the difference?