A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he
hasn't been feeling well.
The doctor examines him, leaves the room and
comes back with three different bottles of
pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill
with a big glass of water when you get up.
Take the blue pill with a big glass of water
after lunch. Then just before going to bed,
take the red pill with another big glass of
Startled to be put on so much medicine the
man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my
The Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough