Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
Date of Joke: Saturday, 22nd March, 2014

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partnerís name on your hand in case you canít remember.

6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth donít end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Donít even think about trying it twice.
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