It's All In the "Good Book"
Date of Joke: Sunday, 16th February, 2014

In my mature years, Iím finally beginning to understand the Bible! For those who havenít heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:

* Same-sex Marriage
* Legalized Marijuana

The fact that same-sex marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

I just hadnít interpreted it correctly before.

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