A guy had been feeling down for so long that
he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his
guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the
psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked him a few questions,
took some notes then sat thinking in silence
for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of
delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is
low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."