A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While
the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the
problems he has getting a close shave around
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking
a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just
place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and
the barber proceeds with the closest shave the
man has ever experienced. After a few strokes,
the client asks in garbled speech, "And what
if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring
it back tomorrow like everyone else does."