Top 20 dumbest quotes from John Madden
Date of Joke: Friday, 29th March, 2013

"Thereís a lot of letters in Ladanian Tomlinson"

"A team should never practice on a field that is not lined. Your players have to become aware of the fieldís boundaries."

"The best way to gain more yards is advance the ball down the field from the line of scrimmage."

"If you lose your best cornerback and punter, Iíd say thatís a double loss."

"Itís 3rd and 20..They need a good play here."

"See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands."

"When you have great players, playing great, well thatís great football!"

"Ruben Brown made that play there, well I mean he missed the guy completley but he was able to create just enough room for Thomas Jones by whiffing. The air he created on the miss gave Jones enough space to score."

"If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the Wide Receiver catches it,. Itís a touchdown."

"If this team doesnít put points on the board I donít see how they can win."

"Whenever you talk about a Mike Shanahan offense, youíre always going to be talking about his offense."

"Some yards is better than none yards?"

"Hereís a guy, hereís a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better"

"Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game."

"Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls before a rainy game."

"When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to."

"Theyíre either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it."

"The Dallas Cowboys have 2 types of plays in their playbook. Passing plays, and running plays."

"When its raining the field gets wet, then all of a sudden everyones running slower?"


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.