Blood Lines Date of Joke: Wednesday, 1st August, 2012
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was
telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the
compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too
much. Look at me... in me, I have Italian blood, French
blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What
do you say to that?"
The Englishman said, "Very sporting of your mother."
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