Date of Joke: Monday, 18th June, 2012
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall
into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the
guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also
struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was
strapped to his back. If they didn't get any help, they'd surely drown.