An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where
he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
Don't take life too seriously..........no one makes it out alive anyway!!!