Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the
catsup to come out of the bottle. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old
Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and
answered the phone. "Mommy, It's the minister,"
he said to his mother.
From the kitchen Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll
call him back."
Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy
can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
She's hitting the bottle."