5 Rules
Date of Joke: Monday, 22nd August, 2011

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but itís more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies but remember their name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because itís illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!

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