Eino and Toivo, two upper Michigan handymen were hired to paint a flag pole and were going to be paid by the inch. As they were
standing at the base of the flagpole looking up, trying as they may to figure how much to charge, a young woman walked by and
asked what they were doing.
"We are supposed to find the height of this flag pole" said Toivo, "But we don't have a ladder. The woman took a wrench from her
purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the pole down. She then took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and
announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.
Eino shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a woman! We asked for the height and she gives us the length!!"
Eino and Toivo are currently working for the government......