Seems a Kansan makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a Lenexa policeman.
Guy hands the lawman his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the policeman says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum
derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the officer says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR-15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not one damn thing!"