Too Hot
Date of Joke: Sunday, 9th January, 2011

It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained a man to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?"

she replied. "Probably that I married you for your money."


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