Miss America
Date of Joke: Thursday, 6th January, 2011

They wanted to allow divorced women to compete in the Miss America pageant. Was that a good idea?

Do you really want to hear, "My dreams for the future include world peace, and that my ex-husband gets killed by a bus."

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