A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and
order the 'Chicken Surprise', the waiter brings the
meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of
the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little
eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her
husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two
little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains
what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you