Six Indisputable Truths For Life
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 29th June, 2010

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And they will discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now, because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon be forwarding this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

.....I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot, and I needed company......

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