Is That Your Husband?
Date of Joke: Friday, 11th June, 2010

After a night of making love the guy rolls over and says, "That's the best sex I've ever had!" Then he notices a picture of a man on the night stand, so he began to worry.

"Is that your husband?"

"No silly," she replied as she snuggled to him.

"Your boyfriend then?"

"No, not at all," she said as she nibbled at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" the bewildered man demanded.

Calmly the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery..."

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