"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs, yet..."
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."
: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
"Number of dependents: 40."
"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"Not sure, they just game me a check and told me to leave..."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."
"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches."
"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
"I asked my boss for a raise, he told me I could get a raise when he does."
"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers."