Texas Gun Logic
Date of Joke: Monday, 18th May, 2009

A woman was called in front of a Texas grand jury for possible manslaughter charges after she shot a mugger 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse . She had her hand on her gun when he grabbed the purse, and she was left with the revolver in her hand.

When asked by the grand jury why she shot the man 6 times in the back as he was running away she replied under oath:

"Because when I pulled the trigger the 7th time it only went click."

She was acquitted of all charges...... That's the way it is in Texas!


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