A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second Mom, Ann:
"Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself
in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce:
"Your obsession is with alcohol.
This too shows itself
in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother,
Debbi, quietly got up,
took her little boy by the hand
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."