A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks:
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only
am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband replies:
"What did he say about your 55-year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied