Just moved to Texas. Now this is how to live!!
Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a
place! I watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket.
It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
Really heating up. Got to 95 today. Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today.
Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more
mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do
people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy
though. But getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer
that I expected.
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of
my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned
my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like
I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I
left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch,
Morgan had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up
the $2,000 leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away.
The car now smells like Kibbles and sh*ts. I learned my lesson though.
No more pets in this heat.
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow
dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is not working and
the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he
needed to order parts.
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.
$1,500 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I
ever come here?
It's 106 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed
today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this
freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid
repairman. I hate this stupid city.
If another wise ass asks, "Hot enough for you
today?" I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the
radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat
on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my ass
was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my
legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and
The weather report might as well be a damn recording.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do
crap for 2 months and the weatherman says it might really warm up
next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this desert? Water rationing
now, so my $1700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the pool
Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 108 today.
Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.
The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you
today?" My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
Freaking Texas . What kind of a sick demented idiot would
want to live here...