In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat
ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she's having some
discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "My head hurts."
Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?"
"Yes," she says.
Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?"
"Here," she replies, pointing to her lips. So the boyfriend kisses
"Is it better now?"
She replies by pointing to her neck. So the boyfriend kisses her
Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man asks the
young man, "Excuse me pal, do you do hemorrhoids?"