Sure Cure
Date of Joke: Thursday, 29th May, 2008

"Doctor, my child has swallowed a magnet!"

"Don't panic, the magnet should pass through his system soon."

"How will I be sure?" she pressed.

"Stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."

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