The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with
her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts ...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town cowboy... '.
"And here I am."