Panhandlers
Date of Joke: Saturday, 1st March, 2008

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.

Jose says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Carlos' sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'

Jose says ' No wonder you only get 2 - 3 dollars

'Carlos says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico'


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