Why I Stay Home Nights|
Date of Joke: Monday, 11th February, 2008
A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he said. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said.