Two male friends are out golfing one Saturday
afternoon. After finishing one hole, they wait
for the two women who are ahead of them at the
next hole to finish. They wait a few minutes,
but soon get irritated at the amount of time
the women are taking to play the hole.
One of the men decides that enough is enough.
He tells his friend, "I'm going to go up there
and tell those two to hurry up!"
He starts walking towards the women but after
getting halfway there, he returns to his friend.
"What's wrong?" his friend asks.
"I can't go over there. One of those women
is my wife and the other is my mistress."
His friend tells him, "That's okay, I'll go
talk to them."
He too starts walking towards the women but
after getting halfway there, he too returns to
his friend. He tells his friend,