A film crew was on location deep in the desert.
One day an old Indian went up to the director
and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director
and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there
was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director.
He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict
the weather. However, after several successful
predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for
Finally the director sent for him. "I have
to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director,
"and I'm depending on you. What will the weather
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know,"
he said. "Radio broken."