Almonds
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 21st November, 2007

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City Christmas Shopper Seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves.

She replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth; they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

The old lady Answers, "we just love the chocolate around them."


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