Date of Joke: Sunday, 11th November, 2007
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293,
non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit
back and relax. - OH MY GOD!"