Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking
care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when
she was asked how she wanted Mike's obituary to read.
Donna asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary
cost?" The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."
Donna then said, "I want the obituary to read - MIKE IS
The under taker was an old fishing buddy of Mike's and he
was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he
"I'll make you a special deal since I knew Mike so well.
I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."
Donna's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to
read - MIKE IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."