The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house
and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director would be my first guess."