Three Words
Date of Joke: Sunday, 13th May, 2007

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Iíve got a special game for you.

Iíll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."

The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"

He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint my house."

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