Four Little Animals
Date of Joke: Monday, 29th January, 2007

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?"

The little girl answered, "A Mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger in the bed and, of course, I'll need a Jackass to pay for it all."

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