A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milk man asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.