A woman sat in the waiting room when her octogenarian husband was in
the examination room for his annual physical.
After awhile, the doctor came out and said: "Mrs. Garcia, nurse is
helping your husband with his clothes and would be out in a minute. As
far as I can tell, he is in excellent health for his age. However, I am
curious about something."
The woman said: "Yes Doctor, what is it?"
The doctor said: "During the examination, Mr. Garcia said he was
pleased that the bathroom lights came on automatically when he went to
urinate in the middle of the night. Can you tell me what that's all
The woman took a deep breath and said: "Oh no! he's peeing into the