Ex-Girlfriend
Date of Joke: Monday, 1st January, 2007

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.