One day god is in a really good mood and looks down from the heavens and sees a statue of a man and a statue of a women in a park. He waives his hand and makes them human for 1 hour.
The male statue looks at the female statue and says "Do you wanna do what I wanna do?"
The female statue says "Oh Ya...Lets go..."
So they run off and after about 20 min, they come back covered in sweat... and the male statue says "Hey.. That was fun...Do ya wanna do that again.."
The female statue says
" Ok...but this time...You hold the pigeon...and I'll sh*t on em"