Pick Up Lines, Part 2
Date of Joke: Friday, 8th December, 2006

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me.

Hey baby, you keep running through my mind... naked.

How much?

They say nature is the greatest teacher. Wanna see what a doggy taught me?

Do you know karate, cause your body is kickin.

Do you have a map....I just keep getting lost in your eyes

Hi.....I make more money than you can spend.

The voices in my head is asking for your number, he's kinda shy.

Hey Sweetz what time do you get OFF? ???? Can I watch or do you need a hand???

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

SHOW ME your melons and I let you play with my balls.

Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Just got a snake bite on my weiner, care to suck out the poison?

That's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Well? show me your's and then i'll show you mine.

My lips are chapped could I rub my lips against yours to moisten them?

Do u wash your pants with windex? because i can really see myself in them.

I may not be fred flintstone, but i can sure make your bed rock.

I wish u were a screen door, so i can slam u all day long.

My weiner is cold, can he hide inside you?

Can I have your picture?.. So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need another drink?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?


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