One day while Little Johnny and his freind Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking about their dads.
Lil Johnny; My daddy is tougher than yours!
Arnie; No way bud, my daddy is bad!
Lil Johnny; I'm telling you man, my dad is badder than yours.
Arnie; Man, my dad is so bad he took the motor out of his car with his bare hands and threw it on the ground! THATS how bad he is!
Lil Johnny; Man that is pretty bad, but my dad is badder than that!
Arnie;Oh yaeh? How's that?
Lil Johnny;My dad is so bad that he eats light bulbs.
Arnie; Huh? No way. Have you seen him do that?
Lil Johnny; No, but I was passing by him and mom's bedroom door the other night and heard him tell mom "Turn out that light so I can eat that thing,"
THAT's how bad he is!