An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he
decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently
trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down
at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing
his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked
up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat
the sh*t out of a ghost."