Willie Nelson Arrest
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 11th October, 2006

Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently:

"It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."

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