Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,
in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would
not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest,Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it
flew off, clattering across the ground and coming to rest in some
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and
bent over to pick it up.
All at once, eleven bells began to ring.