Date of Joke: Tuesday, 25th July, 2006
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and
pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few
years ago from a bush found in Texas.