Mike Tyson
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 11th July, 2006

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation.

She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?"

Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news."

She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."


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