On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the
minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit
from the mistakes of another?"
"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor.
"In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider
returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me
last July."
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